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cottage grove middle school

basic public middle school in minnesota. most kids here are either crackheads, quiet, or retarded. if you go here, you at least know one kid who does drugs.

“cottage grove middle school sucks.”

by stank woman March 10, 2020

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Merl Grove High School

This is a distinguished institution with honorable ladies (who DONT give BUN)
Which is well known for sadamistry (battymanism/lesbianism) as well as former chopper principal(Dr Fullerton).
This school hold a unbreakable title for some of the thickest girls ever known to man.

Many time this prestigious institution fall victim to the atrocious creatures of Calabar High School.

(boy 1 )Hey bro look over there at that eloquent lady sitting down waiting for her bus which number I want.
(boy 2)I can already tell that she goes to Merl Grove High School
to the boys prediction they were correct but unfortunately they were declined due to the fact she was a sadamite 😞

by bigbattygyalcomewhineinamiface January 2, 2023

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Martin Grove Collegiate Institute

A school that is at least 90% brown and black and the other 10% is weird kids and nerds.

Most of the mahesh’s are in the Ap program studying hard for their future career in tech support and the black kids are all dreaming about NBA careers that will never happen because most can’t dunk for shit on the busted hoops in the gym.

The reason that 90% of the kids are dark is because the school has no windows... anything else without windows?? A jail! Coincidence?

Most kids hang around in the bathroom hitting their stlth (knockoff Juul) because they can’t afford a real one for their nicotine addiction.

Bruh I shouldn’t have gone to Martin Grove Collegiate Institute ima get jumped in needa transfer my ass out of this jail!

by Mahesh69-420 January 23, 2020


Cottage Grove middle school

A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them 🤚

How are the kids at cottage Grove middle school?:there crazy and fearless

by My clothing May 29, 2020


Maple Grove Senior High

A high school located in the rich part of the school district and the only high school where there are no black people. Unlike it's extremely ghetto cousin Park Center, or PC, or it's moderately ghetto brother, Osseo Senior High, Maple Grove is filled with the perfect yuppie children who were rejected at the doors of the other two high schools of the district.

Laqisha: Man, I went to Maple Grove Senior High for a year and dat place wuz gay az fuck. Ain't no G's go dere.

Steve the Generic White Guy: Get you and the rest of your kind to Park Center. We do not need you low - level pieces of shit at our school.

by JO MOMMMMMA December 28, 2011

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Avon Grove High School

A place where we are known as the Red Devils! A place where you can walk into any bathroom and find a juul or a cart this school is known for having the best bathroom kick backs. Also has a principal that bops so many kids just to feed his own nicotine addiction you can also tune into AGTV to find the one and only Frosty Franco doing your weather report.

Person: “Yo you go to Avon Grove High School?”
Me: “Yeah why is there a problem?”
Person: “Nah word on the street is Gary Benasutti owns the most juul in the grove
Me: “yeah without a doubt I’d even say the state”

by Gary Benasutti January 31, 2019

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Oak grove middle school

Basically it’s suburban Nd broke teachers mixed w pedo gym coaches, and petty bitches, annoying ass searches w k9 dogs at least once a month so it’s just ass.

Oak grove middle school example:

Boy- can I get ur snap

Girl- no I’m talking to someone

Boy- lmk when u done messin w that lame
Boy- literally j stalks you and snaps you 25/8

Heart eyessss<3

by 7th grader from 2021<3 September 7, 2021