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Grow some fuzz on your peaches

Man up; in a way that means grow some pubic hair on your testicles.

Matt: Ouch!! That hurt!

John: C’mon man. Grow some fuzz on your peaches.

by YexisfromTexas March 22, 2018


Magic Growing Sponge Egg Toy

A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.

I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009


Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

by Trainyardtrash June 02, 2019


absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023


Absence makes the vag grow tighter

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

by Woland31337 March 19, 2017


Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

by September 12, 2021


Grass don’t grow on a busy street

You’re not focusing on a monogamous relationship because you’re sleeping with multiple people

Chad: Hey bro, you in a relationship?
Tyler: Nah mangrass don’t grow on a busy street if you know what I mean

by napoleondnm8 November 20, 2021