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Man up; in a way that means grow some pubic hair on your testicles.
Matt: Ouch!! That hurt!
John: C’mon man. Grow some fuzz on your peaches.
A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.
I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.
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When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.
John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!
The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use
Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"
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This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie
Are you trying to help me grow a beard
You’re not focusing on a monogamous relationship because you’re sleeping with multiple people
Chad: Hey bro, you in a relationship?
Tyler: Nah man…grass don’t grow on a busy street if you know what I mean
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