If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.

Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

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You Know I Had To Do It To Em

When you do it to em and you know you had to.

Mike Hunt: Yo bro why'd you have to vibe check Dixie Normus and Yuri Tarded?
Moe Leicester: You know I had to do it to em.

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I just had a brown baby boy

When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy

Abby: OOps i just had a brown baby boy

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wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

Please help I've had a strokety pokety

Oh my god help him and stop looking at this word idiot!

Please help I've had a strokety pokety Tom.

shawty had them apple bottom jeans

BOOTSS WITH THE FURRRR

'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER'

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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

The newest book by the Pro-hate author Ann Coulter.

Are you picking up the book "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans"? No I actually live in the real world.

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