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The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.

I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022


Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

by Ernest Graves August 10, 2023


Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.

A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!

by Damnitsasha April 27, 2016


Melbourne handshake

Giving someone a handjob

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."

by Hot slut that smells good July 6, 2023

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Kitchen Handshake

Bumping elbow against elbow

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!

by xaib December 13, 2014


Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.

“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 26, 2019


English Handshake

A dry, shameful handjob.

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.

by Mijioshi October 21, 2018

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