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An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.
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To "high-hat" one is 1) to scorn the individual, to demonstrate open disdain. 2) to melodramatically display lack of interest. 3) to be pompous; escpecially, to dismiss.
"Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ maid says the reason you were buried in an unmarked grave is you high-hatted the people of Eatonville. You were uppity."
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A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.
A hat that's permanently worn in public by men in their 20s and 30s that are going bald, but aren't ready to show the world that they're bald.
Person 1: "I haven't seen Larry without a hat in 5 years."
Person 2: "It's his comfort hat. He's not ready to show the world that he's bald"
Person 1: "He should just go bald sometimes without a hat. Bald is beautiful."
person 2: "He should be like Jeff and just accept that he's bald. Jeff doesn't wear a comfort hat. Sometimes he wears a hat--but he also goes out in public bald and hatless."
When someone takes a hat and swipes it across their bum repetitively and tosses it when they are done.
Did you see that girl at the Cubs game? She took that White Sox hat and gave it the ol' hat swipe.
The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
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A hat worn by someone with “dog” in their made up nickname
That guy over their ribs wearing a scoop hat how gay