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a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)
the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk
"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
lesbians favorite celebrity
AKA the finest person on earth
Lesbian 1: "look at this edit of Maya Hawke"
Lesbian 2: "lord have mercy"
A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.
I was having a good time watching YouTube, and then I encountered a Gatling hawk.
A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.
Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner
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First of all, who is hawks?
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
Hawks: who Is my little helper?
Hawks simps: it’s me I’m the helper
(1)a genuinely awkward person or situation (2)the act of facing your palms toward your body,point all fingers excluding thumbs towards each other ,point thumbs upward,move both hands towards each other,inter lock thumbs,flip other 8 fingers up as to look like 2 hawk wings,flap the wings and simultaneosly say "awk hawk" when an awkward situation arises or when a generally awkward person is present.
(1)Phil is such a fucking awh hawk,He creepily hangs around the tanning salon like a pedophile stalker and scares all the young girl customers prompting employees and customers alike to talk shit behind his back! (2) Phil (who is 65 years old) was sliding his hand over towards Cassie"s (who is 17 years old) ugly ass feet ,when I entered the room he quickly tried to move his hand away but was not too smooth with it, he is the biggest awk hawk EVER !!!
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