he delivers

Someone who always comes through. A person who means what they say...a true homie. They'd never leave you in the cold cuz they're not trifling.

You fuck up bad one night and end up owing a big motherfucker lots of money. You go and complain to your buddy, and he helps you come up with the cash ... any way he can. He delivers and you don't end up dead.

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Who he was

If he isn’t is, then he was.

Ryan: Man I’m talkin’ bout dayt boy Bryce.

Dylan: Who he was?

he-uh

Here

What do y'all do round he-uh?

he sheath

A condom

He forgot his he sheath so no sex for him tonight.

he is the streets

He is the guy that sleeps with everyone

Why won’t you date Tony

He is the streets, Jessica

he lobby

1. the entrance to a man's asshole
2. the portal to a man's soul

"hey, why don't we try going through the front door?"
"fuck that! i'm going through the he lobby."

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He-Diva

Someone who acts like a diva, but is a man.

Dennis Quaid on the set of a movie, saying to the director "I am acting here, and this dickhead wanders onto my set, I can't even get a line out until dopey the dick starts whispering in your ear. You're not even watching anymore!" Dennis Quaid is a quintessential he-diva.