Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

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Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.

" Why do I hear screaming? "

Hear the duke of edinburugh

this means that this yute is dumb fam

ay you man hear the duke of edinburugh its rah bugging ahlie

i hear you hummin

a non-formal reply by an authoritative figure in response to a subordinates complaints or concerns

"I understand that Jane can be hard to work with, trust me, I hear you hummin John"

Hind Hearing

When you hear the better reasoning the day after eleventy billion ounces of vodka and it now makes sense

Thank you for the insight into my drunken escapade, now with the benefit of 20/20 hind hearing I understand that I was a douche.

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?