you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

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have you heard of the cuss word song

it's fucking amazing

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yeah I know right

guy one: hey
guy one: have you heard of the cuss word song
guy one: it's fucking amazing
guy two: fuck you

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Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.

Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it

Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Brother:

NO FCK YOU

Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you

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Who is she? Never heard of her.

This phrase is commonly used as a joke as like saying, jokingly, you think your better. And as well, the real reason, who is she/he?

Matthew: I just did some makeup

Michelle: send a picture!
Matthew: *sends pic*
Michelle: holly shit that’s better than James Charles!
Matthew: who is she? never heard of her.

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Amber Heard Victim of Johnny Depp

Amber Heard is a Victim of Johnny Depp. Amber Heard is Innocent.
Johnny Depp is a Murderer who killed Anthony Fox. A Team Member's of Depp is also Money Laundering.
Anthony Fox in 2001 was going to testify against Depp, days before he went missing when Fox would have won the lawsuit.
Depp threatens Amber Heard to kill her daily with a 'crime scene’ from others doing what he wants or by himself literally.
Fox's case likely would have shown that Depp and his team were Money Laundering. Sounds like RICO Act is next on the list. People cannot harm her forever without some people globally doing something.
She also won that 12 out of 14 incidents of domestic violence against her were true as the UK judge got threatened... she did get to testify and won, just like Fox, a cold case, would have.

Amber Heard Victim of Johnny Depp gets reminded daily about Missing Anthony Fox like Depp's Staff.
Johnny Depp Murders Anthony Fox, and tries to Murder Amber Heard. Money Laundering and Organized Crime with RICO Act is serious. Staff are still intimidated years later about going 'missing'

You should be glad how well Amber Heard is doing without any help.

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So I heard you like cheese.

So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.

People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.

Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!

Person 2: He's insane.

Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: I think you're insane.

Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.

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She knows you heard her, staging, music, murder

A reference to "Murders" by "ミラクルミュージカル"

"She knows you heard her, staging, music, murder"

"MIRACLE MUSICAL REFERENCE??"

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