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How a fat angry eggshaped man describes the blue blur himself
"I'll get that Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog next time" - Baldy Mcnosehair
when you sit on something sharp and it pricks your ass
ah fuck that sofa gave me a hedgehog ass
A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.
John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings
"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."
The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."