rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them
yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it
A stupid bitch an animal that shouldn’t exist
Derek,” man Jayden was being such a hedgehog today.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”
Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.
Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"
"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
A term used for someone who has hairy genetals usually used for young teen girls
Damn this hedgehog has herpies
the most amazing creature to ever grace the earth, a hedgehog has only ever farted ounce, that is how the universe was created, hedgehogs do not have owners, they have staff, if you kill a hedgehog you will burn in hell for eternity, also they are communists.
guy: look at that hedgehog, it has thicc
When a man positions his ass over a females face in a crouching position - resembling a hedgehog.
The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.
Justin hedgehogs women to test their boundaries.
When your five o’clock pussy shadow pokes they your panties.