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When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.
"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."
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A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.
I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.
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A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.
You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.
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The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.
Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.
Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.
Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
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contrary to popular belief, Helen Keller actually had rinnegans in the early stages of her life. Helen Keller was a very skilled shinobi of the village hidden in the mist and single-handedly ended the 12th great shinobi war. sadly, about a month after the 12th great shinobi war ended, both of her rinnegans were stolen by imdontai.
Boy: Hellen Keller would have gone down as one of the greatest shinobi to ever exist if Imdontai wouldn’t have stolen her rinnegans.
Girl: Yeah, Helen Keller’s Rinnegans would have made her overpowered.
a term used out of anger. Used best when some bitch all up in your business and you don't care to know their name
"Hello sir how are you?"
"Fight me Helen"
Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.