When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.
"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.
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A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.
Yeah dude! My mom became a total Herpes Queen overnight!
When you have a pimple on your mouth.
Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!
Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.
Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.
When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.
That jpeg has the digital herpes.
Minor form of herpes that only affects university boys who bang cuties
I was about to smash this guy vince but they he told me he had Gentle herpes
Giving a girl herpes, then said girl sleeps with another dude, hence you become his herpes father. "Luke, I am your herpes father.!"
Kevin-"Dude, I got the herpes from that girl Liz you hooked me up with." Frank- "yeah man, how do you think she got it son! I am your herpes father!"