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Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
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High school is where teenagers try constantly to try and fit in, knowing that some day their life will get better... hopefully. Parents are constantly saying that high school is the BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE. When in reality... it's the worst.
When your in high school, you're...
1. Trying to hook up. Yes, that means sex.
2. Trying to fit into the "popular" group. The only thing the popular group is, is bitchy. How fun.
3. Trying to stay awake in classes, you don't care about.
4. Trying to "pass".
5. Trying to survive.
6. Not to get involved with drugs, and smoking.
Preps, jocks, nerds, goths, greasy haired kids, the list could go on.
Technically, survival of the fittest.
You never survive "high school".
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The pumped-up, hyped-up feeling one gets after attending an awesome concert or show that lasts for a couple days and is eventually replaced with withdrawal symptoms.
That show was freaking awesome, I'll be on a concert high for weeks!
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Blaxland high is located in the depths of blaxland. usually consists of intoxicated students lead by groups smoking many narcotics. if you are or will be a student of blaxland high, do expect to see police, fire brigade, ambulance and forensic cars on a regular basis as some may find it more entertaining to call in bomb scares instead of attending classes. students are often found sitting out the front (smoking or consuming alcohol) or at the local Charcoal Chicken shop located across the street.
Expect to see and/or be bullied by the "smokers" from 'down the back', often seen smoking, drinking and occasionally abusing fellow students.
guy: where do u go to school?
girl: blaxland high..
guy: oh k.
tom: i didnt see you in english
bec: yea, i decided to have a few cones down the back
tota: you smell like smoke, I slit your throat
meg: sorry miss, just had a smoke
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That place where you spend four years hoping that you get by. Where about 90% of everything you hear from anyone (including teachers) is the most bogus misinformed crap. Either you go to parties, get drunk and have lots of sex or you don't.
You could be a nerd, an emo punk, a druggo, a preppy cool kid, a gossip monger or that guy everyone loves and hates at the same time. Your ultimate aim is to get into Princeton or Harvard or Cornell or whatever (dream on).
Listen to good music, take lots of power naps, try to get out of town as much as possible, watch Seinfeld and take advantage of life's small offerings and you'll be A-OK.
Also, study for 25 hours a day and do all your fucking homework if you don't wanna be a miserable faliure.
Dad: ah, I remember my senior year of high school in 1988. I had a girlfriend and always snuck out at night. Then I made it into Yale.
Son: sounds lit, dad. I'm glad you had so much fun.
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eye high is basically the feeling you get when you are smoking a cigarette and the smoke burns your eye for max 5 seconds. The simple scientific explanation for it would be: when the smoke penetrates your cornea you get this instant burn. Which is mainly because your cornea is way too sensitive for the nicotine and could not handle the slight pain that causes your eye to get high, but only for a few seconds.
-dudeee something burns my eyeee!
-damn dude chill, you probably just got eye-high. It'll go away in a second
-oh yea you're right its gone now. That made me panic lol
-you're so dramatic omg
A commonly used piece of ground, one that is used to shift the balance of power into one's power.
Obi-Wan:It's over Anakin! I have the High ground!
Simp:You underestimate my power!