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A gathering of hockey teams usually a great distance away to compete for 1st place. It is the most dreaded time for a hotel. Seeing that hockey is played mostly by teens, havoc surely follows. Havoc includes: destruction of rooms, destruction of pool, innocent people getting hurt, police calls, pranks, elevator shut downs, security patrolling halls, ban from restraunts, locker room destruction, loud music, smeel of equipment, stolen objects, destruction of restraunts, employees made fun of, urine in pool, sauna shut downs, early curfew, and even the rare fire starting.
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*
Guy 1: Want to hang out this weekend?
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.
A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.
Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses
The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey
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A Chinese term for a black male"Nigger" or black person.
also defined as a black demon or devil moving slowly
and a female 'Nigger" or black person is called a hockeynuy. also black demon or devil moving slowly
yousa slow moving hockey doy or hockeynuy
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Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!
Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!
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Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.
That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.
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Kerry Getz (Professional Skater) - Kerry has medaled in every X Games since 2000. He took home the first Street skateboarding medal (2001's first "true" Street event), took silver in Street Best Trick and finished it with a silver in Park. A Philly, PA, local
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