T-Hook

A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber

"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."

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Off The Hook

The old school use of 'off the hook' is to "get away with something", or "not be responsible for something", i.e., the fish that got away was 'off the hook'.

My sister broke up with her fiance, so I'm off the hook for buying her a wedding present.

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fish hook

Putting a finger in someones mouth while trying to hurt them and then pulling as hard as you can to rip their cheek. This resembles a fish being hooked so is called the fish hook.
As seen in The Gangs Of New York

The young lad almost fishhooked you!

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Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

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Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

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hook-ups

Connections.Contacts.Also deals or arrangements involving drugs mostly.

I was such a crackhead i had to put my list of hookups on cd rom.

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Fish hook

The extremely painful yet extremely fun to dish out torture method where somebody in the possesion of a hockey stick creeps up behind a man, sticks the hockey stick in between his legs, lifts it then draws baack.

I fish hooked some of my hockey team members to check their gender this morning

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