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horse armor

The first downloadable content available for the Xbox 360 game Oblivion. Upon its release, there was an uproar in the gaming community due to its nearly useless feature set and and relatively high price tag ($2.50 US). Since then, the term horse armor has been used to describe video game features that are useless or overpriced.

Can you believe they're charging $10 extra for the horse armor in Madden 07: Hall of Fame Edition?

It seems like every year video game developers expect us pay $50 for a sequel and all they've added is some horse armor.

by Ironhammer July 14, 2006

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horse cock

A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.

Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

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white horse

Heroin. As contrasted with white pony, slang for cocaine, in the 1983 pop hit "White Horse" by music group "Laid Back".

"If you want to ride, don't ride the white horse."

"The TV Show 'Twin Peaks' used a white horse to symbolize heroin addiction."

by hackerb9 November 4, 2007

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horse doodling

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.

Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"

by Evil Badman March 31, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horse-cheese

"Caciocavallo is made from cow's milk, though its cryptic name literally means "horse cheese" --the Sicilian word "cacio" sharing the same root as casein while "cavallo" means horse. Nobody in Sicily has milked a mare lately, as far as I know. It takes at least eight months to age Caciocavallo properly, achieving a sharper flavour in about two years. Caciocavallo is a good complement to stronger wines, and widely used for grating over pasta. Indeed, it is a favourite of Sicilian chefs for use with pasta. It's usually shaped as a large wheel. "Caciovacchino" was a similar product made in times past."

From www.bestofsicily.com

Ah, this delightfully robust wine just screams for Horse Cheese!

by Spanky the Wonder Horse September 25, 2003

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Twojan Horse

The act of following someone on twitter hoping to get a follow back and as soon as it is achieved, immediately unfollow them to achieve a better following to followers ratio. A truly selfish move.

Yo man I met this chick at the bar and I found her on twitter. I'll twojan horse her when I get back to my apartment, I need to get to a perfect twitter ratio.

by HWar July 27, 2012

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horse plinko

someone you want to torture

used as a term on tumblr

A: "Your mom's a horse plinko."

B: "What the fuck is that"

by MaskedBoii March 30, 2022

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