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As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, all the while the savvy woman knows her partner is an idiot and spitting on her back. The man thinks he is fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around before the man can let loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face she kicks him in his dingleberries making him unable to have enjoyable sex for the rest of his life.
Joe thought he was going to cream on Sara's face but she did a Reverse Houdini on him and Disabled his penis. He now lives to make her sandwiches.
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Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.
Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!
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One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.
All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."
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when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.
Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.
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During sex, the man cums half his load into the girl while saving the remainder to pull out on the girls hips and general bikini area. This gives the illusion that the man pulled out; which makes the girl happy because she can only handle so many morning after pills per week.
By now, months have passed and you have been out of the picture for some time. Meanwhile, the woman gives birth... and you, just as Houdini, have long since disappeared.
A: That guy Maria hooked up with at Rick's Steakhouse Pavilion last winter pulled a Houdini Bikini...
B: She said he pulled out but c'mon, that's how effective the Houdini can be if properly executed.
A: Precisely, and that B, is where single mothers come from
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The guy is blindfolded while the girl goes to work on top. Her guy friend who was hiding in the closet comes out and switches with her. While the blindfolded guy goes to work on her guy friend, she whips off the blindfold and shouts "Houdini!"
My gay guy friend had had a crush on my boyfriend for awhile... he came and hid in the closet one night to try the Reverse Houdini. When he switched with me, my bf thought i was just switching positions, and got really excited that i had turned around until i ripped off teh blindfold & shouted "Houdini!"
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A sex act/prank where the male is entering from behind in front of a window and surreptitiously swaps places with another male, dresses and exits the house quietly. He then walks by the window casually and looks in the window to see the coupling. He shouts "Barney!" in a Fred Flintstone voice.
"The honeymoon was very romantic except for when Hank pulled a Flintstone Houdini on me. "
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