A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.
A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.
A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
When you get your a** whopped by a gaurd outside a club after he bodyslammed you into the concrete.
What happened to Tim ” he messed with the gaurd and got a premium Hungarian Headache”
The V shaped patch of hair that runs up from your butt crack to your waist.
As the plumber bent over to work on the sink, he gave everyone a clear view of his Hungarian thong.
When you're having sex with the other person on the stove, and you turn it on to see how long they can last.
- I fucked on Stacy on the stove.
- Dude did you do the Hungarian inferno on her?
- Not all the way, she freaked out when I put it on level 1.
Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!
Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”
István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”
Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”