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An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts butterscotch schnapps to one part baileys irish cream, served in a shot glass.
"I'd like a cocksucking cowboy, please."
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somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.
"Just like that flatbed cowboy stacking US steel on a 3-day haul" ~'Fly Over States', Jason Aldean
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Famous dude who stands in Times Square with his guitar in his underwear as a tourist attraction. Despite what the name would imply, he's not actually naked.
While we were touring around the city we got our picture taken with the naked cowboy!
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Sperm and Tobacco, typically found in dual use spittoons at Gay Cowboy ranches. See song titled, "When the Cowboys go Homo" from the Bubba the Love Sponge Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.
Don't swaler whats in that spittoon, thats my Cowboy Goo you big silly!
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Aftertaste from a cigar. Usually occurs due to bad cigars and often is not onset until the morning after smoking one.
Uggh. I hate the taste of cowboy breath in the morning.
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Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.
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A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.
Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
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