thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

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Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

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Chair hug

Any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.

Guy A: Dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

Guy B: How'd you get to the floor?

Guy A: I tickled her, easiest way.

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

pink chair

hey! lets go to pink chair? what can we do there? we look look at nature and practice!

Amin and Abby sitting on pink chair!
Guy- " Hey I was 17 once"

the lucas-chair

a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent

dude did you hear? he went lucas mode and did the lucas-chair at autum

Spinny chair

The most amazing chair every. Everyone needs one. It is a rule to Spin if one is sitting on it.

Dude you have a Spinny chair?
Yeah man, its awesome