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International Wog Day is celebrated on the 7th of July every year since its inaugural celebration in 2016. It is a day for Wogs to celebrate their culture and remember those past and present who have gotten their families where they are today. Many families came to Australia looking for a better life for themselves and for future generations which makes the recognition of past generations a vital aspect of International Wog Day. Founded by WogMemes on Instagram, the day is typically celebrated with the two things Wogs do best - family and food.
Wog 1: "Its the 7th of July, are you celebrating International Wog Day, re?
Wog 2: "Of course paesano, wouldn't miss the feast Nonna is cooking"
Wogs 3: "Yallah come mine after, I'm going to beat you all at FIFA"
Wog 4: "Jebo te!!!!! My favourite day of the year!!"
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A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.
Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .
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The International Dibs Protocol (IDP) main goal is to prevent conflict between friends and family due to near-equal claims to an object of value. Nearly every conflict in history has been because two people want one thing.
Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.
If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.
1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.
2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.
3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.
4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.
"One cookie left, MINE!"
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)
International Decode Day is on March 11th, according to the Geometry Dash forums. Started by Geometry Dash player Noice, it is the day where the holy Geometry Dash level, "Decode" by Rek3dge is played annually across the entire Geometry Dash community. Typically, videos of the level will be uploaded to YouTube on this day from various dashers on the platform, by both popular and lesser known figures.
Gamer: Hey bro what day is it today?
Dasher: March 11th, do you know what that means?
Gamer: No, what does it mean?
Dasher: IT'S INTERNATIONAL DECODE DAY
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The annual event in which Twitter endures a thermonuclear implosion.
Guy 1: "Hey did you know that today is International Men's Day?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, the FBI is gonna have a field day with the amount of doxing that's gonna happen."
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A prestigious peer-reviewed medical journal targeted to pretentious anal-retentive physicians; journal in direct competition with the Annals of Internal Medicine
His shit is too good for us; he subscribes to the Anals of Internal Medicine
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Juneteenth or officially Juneteenth National Independence Day and historically known as Jubilee Day, Black Independence Day, and Emancipation Day is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the emancipation of enslaved African Americans.
The day was recognized as a federal holiday on June 17, 2021, when President Joe Biden signed the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act into law.
"June nineteenth is International Nigger Day! Now they have two days and a month!"
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