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Apple's new phone as I'm writing this. Criticized by some for various things.
Also, don't see the trailer. It uses a song that sounds like it has a very... interesting... and offensive word in it (which is unintentional, but it's still there).
"I hope Apple had an n word pass before they made their iPhone 14 trailer."
A brush hand stroke that swings in a downward motion and smacks an iphone out of someone's hands.
iphone smack: The other day, Johnny was at a bar. He was in the middle of a group of friends, all laughing and carrying on. He retreated to his iphone because he had nothing interesting to say. Just then, his friend Clive knocked that phone out of his hands to teach him a lesson. The lesson is, stop being anti social by plugging into your device and getting on facebook. You have your social network right in front of you.
An iPhone Hoe is basically an person who thinks iPhones are the best and all other phones are shit.
They are usually very annoying and all of them are some 12 to 14 year olds.
iPhone Hoe: omg, you're using an android? LOL POOR
android guy: you're such an iphone hoe
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What iPhone owners turn into when they try to type on their iPhone.
Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."
Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"
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think of the iPhone 4S as a white guys penis. now think of the iPhone 5 as a black guys penis. that's the iPhone 5 for you, just bigger than the last...
White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S
White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?
White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.
Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!
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When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.
Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
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iPhone butt: When you see a girl who you think has a decent butt until you realize she has an phone in her back pocket.
Person 1: Hey man look at that girl she got a donk.
Person 2: Naw man that iPhone butt. See that phone in her pocket?
Person 1: Man that's whack.
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