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funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee June 1, 2014


Living a lie

Jordan lives a lie. I don't think he should be eradicated.

Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023


a beautiful lie

-the second album from 30 seconds to mars, was released in August 2005, and has gone platnium. An amazing record!

Dayum i love dat new smokin album, "A Beautiful Lie" by dem finnnee bois in TSTM!

by Camille Leto May 24, 2007

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You Lie?

You lie? Is a short way to say "Are you lying?" or "Are you serious" Basically those. It is used when someone says something absolutely ridiculous and you think they are lying like the example below.

Bre--I'm related to Beyonce!
Jess--NO way!!
Bre--Yup! She's my half aunt!
Jess--You Lie?
Bre--Nope! It's the truth!

by Miss Crayzee May 23, 2009

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Twitter Lie

When you tweet something that you know isn't true just because you're on twitter and you think no one will notice

(twitter lie) I can't wait to see her <3

(reality) I'm so lonely

by chillette May 23, 2011

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le lie

The off version of lezlie. This is what happens when the idiot blonde chick spells her name wrong and doesn’t know how to act. Le lies are typically stoners and love puppies.

Omg, that girl playing with the dogs over there is totally a Le lie

by lick my nutsss June 19, 2019

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You lie!

Is a valid response to the person who made a statement that is an obvious lie.

Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Joe Wilson: You lie!

by the_mad_rshn September 10, 2009

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