work rage

The pinnacle of stress in the workplace at which one starts to use vulgar language, start throwing and/or breaking things, or even assaulting coworkers.

Person 1: If she forwards me another email that should come from my supervisor I'm going to break her keyboard.
Person 2: Wow! You have a major case of work rage!

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Working Stiff

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

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Government work

When one is at work and doing personal business, such as fixing the garage remote or looking up traveling directions.

Ozzy did some nice government work for me yesterday when he installed that mod chip into my Playstation.

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Work Chick

Related to Beer Goggles, it is the psychological phenomenon that causes average women at your work to appear 10 times hotter than they would outside the walls of your office. If you had met the same person at the mall or beach a month earlier, you wouldn’t give her a second look. But because you spend 50 hours a week with her, an arc of distortion occurs somewhere between the retina and ocular nerve distorting your perception of her hotness.

Brian: “Dude, you should see this new chick Karen in accounting. She is so frickin HOT.”

Mark: “Is she really hot Brian, or is she a work chick?”

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God’s work

When you’re giving back the karma that shitty people deserve.

“Hey Bro that girl is a toxic liar, why are you investing so much time in her?”
“Because I’m going to toy with her emotions just like she did with the many guys before her. I’m doing God’s work”

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work wife

That person at work (same or opposite sex) that takes the place of your "at home" spouse while you are at work (no sexual relationship is part of this being!) You talk with, connect to, and relate to this person as good as or better than your "at home" spouse with regards to all things work related.

While at the monthly incentive meeting, my work wife, Ryan and I shared an inside joke about how bad our boss' suit was..what the hell was that stain and how did it get there?

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work mullet

An outfit worn by a man or woman to work that is casual on the bottom (jeans) and professional on top (blazer or tie with dress shirt)

Outfit for a man or woman that is party on the bottom and business on top

Jane is wearing an awesome work mullet today - jeans and a blazer!

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