Itching my threshold

To itch ones threshold.
To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.

Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"

"maaan my threshold is REALLY itching"

dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!

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Bitches get itches

This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Bitches get itches; This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Dan: How was last night;)
Robert: Bad. That bitch got an itch.

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Itch With A Capital B

The phrase 'Itch With A Capital B' is often used to describe rude, offensive and annoying, normally quite popular, teenage girls. The phrase is often shortened to 'Itch' which gives the user a sense of security. They can even say, within earshot of the 'Itch With A Capital B', that she feels 'Itchy' around said 'Itch With A Capital B'. The phrase may be shortened even further to simply 'I'. The phrase is referring to, subtly, to a Bitch. It's a kinder phrase and whilst the 'Itch' works out what it means, it gives the user a head start to escape.

One may use the phrase in such examples:
"That girl is such an Itch With A Capital B!"
"That Itch over there, she just offended my brother, I heard her!"
"We, the non-popular girls are sticking together against them evil Is!"

"Could you be more of an Itch With A Capital B?"

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my balls itch

like seriously what are you doing with your life going on urban dictionary, looking at this shit like go touch grass

guys my balls itch so funny yerfvdbnioxkpo;';cghjkerlsdnfjgofplbjkdnjb

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covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

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my bitches itches

something you say when in big trouble

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!

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My pp itches

Just a group of boystory-straykids-NCT Stan’s that don’t know shit

1. Omg my gc my pp itches just sent me useless shit , I must now wheeze

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