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Created by: Akaido17x and EskimoRican
Popularized by: XxBLACKFACExXx
Verb (V.): to 'Scoop'
When someone or something is completely and overwhelmingly dominated in an tremendously humiliating way. Worse form of "pwnage," "ownage," "domination," "mastery," and "paramountcy" possible.
Used to demonstrate absolute mastery over one's entire being. It is also a technique used to deliver physical, mental, emotional, social, and at times, spiritual scarring to its victims, generally known as "Scoopees."
May be used in daily situations, such as when speaking with friends and family, or may be used through various forms of media, such as music, movies, and video games.
Can also be used as an abasing innuendo, or as a threat in which no one will know how to respond to, thus creating confusion, which in turn creates an opportunity for the "Scooper" to "Scoop that Jelly."
It has been said that he who attains the highest level of "Scoopage" shall be called great in all the land, and shall be regarded as God-King in the sight of all men.
Honored Scoopers throughout history include, but are not limited to:
George Washington
- for Scooping the establishment of British tyranny and founding the United States for what it is today.
Winston Churchill
- for setting in motion the mass-Scoopage that took place against the Nazi oppression during WWII.
Martin Luther King
- for Scooping the civil principles of hate and injustice during the 1950's and 60's.
Mother Theresa
- for Scooping the ignorance and indifference of the world with a kind and loving hand.
Example 1:
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"You fools are going to get dominated. There's no chance. We're the best team here. You're going to be destroyed."
Team 2 (Scooper):
"Don't worry about us, princess, we're just polishing up our tools so we can mercilessly and endlessly Scoop that beautiful Jelly of yours..."
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"...."
Example 2:
President of the United States:
"My fellow Americans...we're going to ship our boys overseas to Scoop some fierce and belligerent Jelly...and we shall emerge victorious, with our Scoopers tainted with glorious supremacy..."
Example 3:
Son:
"But mom, I don't wanna clean my room! I don't wanna!!"
Mom:
"Boy, if you don't clean your room, I'm gonna Scoop that Jelly so hard, not only is it going to make you bleed and cry, but it's going to go down in Time magazine as the worst Scoopage incident since the fall of man!!"
Example 4:
Akaido: "Hey, Rican, if I call you 'Ben,' will you call me 'Jerry?'"
EskimoRican: "Sure, but why am I going to call you that?"
Akaido: "Because together, we're like "Ben & Jerry's"...we stay Scoopin' that Jelly."
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The act of inserting ones member into a jelly jar with the intention of using it to jerk off.
Junior should've taken his underwear out of the squad car when he was done with his jelly tugs.
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The act of pulling out of a girls vagina directly before ejaculation and covering her stomach in hot man jam
I didnt wanna get that bitch pregnant so I snatched and gave her a jelly belly
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The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.
"So did you crush that chick last night?"
"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."
"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."
"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."
"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
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jelly braceletes rock all me and my firends have them but they dont mean anything to us i have black blue white red and pink:) who cares what they mean im not being forced to do anything!
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(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:
Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.
The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.
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They don't mean anything it's just a style.We wear them everyday.Half of these colors aren't even the same that people are sending in.JUST GET OVER IT!!It doesn't mean anything.There is more is more to worry about in the world besides what the meaning a bracelet color has.We know that people aren't doing what these things really mean!
GeT oVeR yOuRsElF!!!
MoVe On!!!
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