forbidden jellyfish

A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach

Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.

" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"

Staring At Jellyfish

Making out

Kaden and Maddie: *Making Out*
Austin: OH HELL NAH!! GUYS THEY ARE STARING AT JELLYFISH!!

jellyfish jelly

might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol

i want jellyfish jelly

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?