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Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.

I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.

by So She Says July 2, 2019


Jennifer

A woman, and I use that lightly, who thinks she knows all. A woman who is very selfish. Someone who is not experienced at all in life. Someone who ruins people's lives. Someone who can't keep her legs closed. Someone who thinks about herself before the people she should be putting first. Someone who needs a deep clean on her bottom teeth. Someone who needs to learn better hygeine in the private part area. Someone who yells too much at anyone and everyone.

What is that sound, it sounds like a dying cat?

Oh that? That's Jennifer!

Oh, that explains the smell too.

by Trustnolies April 6, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jennifer Linley

Name to describe a women who is hot, good at sex, and smokes weed. The best kind of girls. Can also be refereed to as J.L.'s

Invented at Bureau Valley high school, January 2016

random: look at the new girl.

random: yah she looks nice!
random:bro, noone says nice anymore
random: yah your right, she's a total Jennifer Linley
random: bra shes a total J.L.

by Campbell-toe January 28, 2016


Jennifer-Anne

Jennifer-Anne's are generally quiet at first but extremely outgoing once you get to know them. They are at times reserved and never enjoy showing exactly how they feel; for this reason, they are constantly smiling. They are trusted by many yet trust few themselves. Everyone knows that a Jennifer-Anne will be there for you no matter what. They enjoy their music and listen to it often. Good natured and never rude. Generally pretty. Everyone wants to be friends with a Jennifer-Anne, yet at first, she may seem intimidating. Jennifer-Anne's are gentle hearted and do their best to never heart anyone or anything. They often get pushed around because of this. Become friends with, or get to know and Jennifer-Anne and your life will be forever changed.

Tell Jennifer-Anne, she'll know how to help, and you know she won't tell anyone

by whogivesafuck13 November 21, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jennifer Tilly

A decent actress who has starred in such movies as Liar, Liar, The initiantion of Sara(a made for TV movie), and countless others. She has big tits and is pretty hot especially when he hair is blonde. She also does the voice of Bonnie, the pregnant wife of Joe on Family Guy.

Jennifer Tilly is enjoyable to watch.
Jennifer Tilly has fuckin' big Tits. I'd like to spray my gorilla juice all over them.
Family Guy is a good show but Jennifer Tilly's character isn't really all that funny.

by Gordon Dickshit October 25, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jennifer Connelly

Beautiful woman dark hair light eyes gorgeous at any age.Wonderful actress, people who forty year olds and nerds with no life jerk off becuase no one knows who she is due to the fact that she's not that well known which is absolutely ridiculous but I'm not her maybe you know she wants it that way.Either way honestly she deserves better none of that slit nostrils crap they put up there ok what the hell is that what is she voldemort? Ok excuse me but what is that?

She is in my opinion, one of the best actresses alive. In which make her so great.

Jennifer Connelly is best known for starring in a beautiful mind and blood diamond.

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 5, 2008

307๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jennifer Walcott

A Playboy Playmate who is so fucking hot i can look at her forever.

have you seen Jennifer Walcott? Shes SOOO HOT!

by Easy-E December 10, 2004

112๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž