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A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.
Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!
Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.
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The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.
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Using one's flatulence to avoid sexual progression
Wendy got into my bed last night and I did not pull a Jeremy
(A furry)
He's the Protagonist of a Musical called Be More Chill, along with the book (same title).
He has a best (g a y) friend named Michael Mell.
Jeremy is in love with a play rehearsal f r e a k named Christine Caniglia.
In the musical, he gets a pill called a S.Q.U.I.P. ( A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor), which is a voice in his head that tells him how to 'be more chill' in his high school life (Jeremy wasn't exactly 'popular' at all before the S.Q.U.I.P.).
The S.Q.U.I.P. also makes him stop masturbating-
Jeremy Heere is a furry.
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Whenever an Asian man is in need of a false name, Jeremy Long will do the trick! It also gives a hint as to how long his Asian penis is.
I illegally moved to Australia and gave that chick down the road my Jeremy Long Cock!
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A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
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The voice of Finn the Human from Adventure Time. Not only is he a voice actor but he played young Charlie on Lost. His most recent show was on Cartoon Network called Incredible Crew. Jeremy has a fanbase called the Slim Shadas. You can find them on tumblr or on twitter. Jeremy is defined as Perfect in everyones eye.
Wow did you see Jeremy Shada on Incredible Crew last night?
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