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See Also: The Good Year Blimp with a southern accent; Vague on eight of the Ten Commandments; Oliver North's bend-over buddy; Proud owner of several Swiss bank accounts; Jerry the Blob; Xenophobe; Persecutor; Book burning money worshiper; First against the wall when the revolution comes.
"It's time for the Old Time Persecution Hour with Jerry Falwell!"
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Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys. Also believes himself to be God.
Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of felons, thugs, mercenaries, crack addicts, ex-cons and the like. However, doesn't do so well when it comes to assembling teams that succeed.
Recently opened a new Cowboys stadium to try and divert attention away from the fact that the team hasn't been able to win one single playoff game in thirteen years. So far it's worked as the most gullible, inbred, illiterate, and intoxicated people you'd ever meet (aka Cowboys fans), remain firm in their belief that "this season will be the one!"
Hobbies: Undermining his Head Coach's authority, buying things so people will like him (but profiting at the same time), receiving plastic surgery, fixing NFL schedules, being seen on the sidelines with Terrell Owens to show he's "down with the bruthas!"
Best Known For: Giving away high draft picks and then shopping at nearby Dallas County Jail to fill out the roster.
Typical Cowboy Fan #1: You see dat dem goat over there? Boy I'd love to $%&* it good! Whoo-ee!
Typical Cowboy Fan #2: Shucks, dat ain't no goat! It's Jerry Jones!
Typical Coyboy Fan #1: Oh. Well ne'rmind then.
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1) The hottest milf in Lyons, Colorado.
2) Used in place of a "your mom" joke to any individual named Jerry.
3) Popular lyrics of the hit parody, "Jerry's Mom (Official Parody of "Stacy's Mom")" performed by Lil Sussy and Lil Pimpy.
1) Everyone wants Jerry's mom.
2) Jerry's mom has got it going on.
3) "we f*ck Jerry's mom every night and day"
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This term describes how someone improperly completes a job without any quality or INTEGRITY. Causing more problems later and having to re-do the job the correct way.
Don't worry sir, I will do it right the first time. You don't have to worry about me Jerry rigging the electrical wiring. I am a professional with INTEGRITY.
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A slick talking low life who pretends that he is of "GOD", but lives a millionaires life style and tries to push his right wing lunacy upon others!
He is good friends of Pat "the Idiot" Robertson! Enough said!
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An awsome programe that rocks. About some cat named Tom and some anoying mouse called Jerry. The cat always tries to eat the mouse but the mouse always gets away.
Tom runs after mouse into garden. Mouse hides behide dog. Dog eats cat.thats an example of Tom and Jerry
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(noun) Local slang term for the new Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, TX, USA. The titular Jerry refers to Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys & Cowboys Stadium.
Jerry World is so large, you can see it from several miles away.
Avoid north Arlington on game days, because traffic around Jerry World is horrendous.
The only thing larger than Jerry World is Jerry Jones's ego.
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