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A man who spends all of his time playing pubg and ignoring his wife. Known for having thumb cramps and dry eyes from not blinking. But rarely gets chicken dinners.
Oh no! Jovanny is being a Jesse again.
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Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.
"Bro's before hoes.
Thats not a hoe that Jess, she's my everything."
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The act of mooching off your significant other while unemployed.
Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My girlfriend needs to get a job already!
Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
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The best looking guy on earth, loves and cares about his girlfriend.Is trustworthy,loves to kiss and cuddle.
Damn he's a Jesse
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An ugly ass fucking noodle head who is also a fuckboi.
See that guy over there with the plugs. Yeah he looks like such a Jesse.
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A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.
Oh god, it smells like jesse in here.
Jesse you're a fucking pig.
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gay very very very very very gay i cant handle it any more so very gay
your soo jesse
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