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a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ
Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
The H. stands for Herald
definition of herald:
1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald
person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.