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One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey
Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.
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Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
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Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.
Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.
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To place ones testicles atop anothers erect penis and swing them back and forth in the manner of a jockey until ejaculation is achieved.
Whippet gave me a brilliant tiny jockey last night!
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The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.
Your such a nut jockey Wiggles.
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A derogatory term for people who drive Jeeps.
Fucking Jeep jockey, he's got more lights on that Jeep than a Christmas tree.
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usually a dorogotory term for ones stupidity.
you knob jockey get out of my house
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