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1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck
person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.
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When someone is partaking in the act of smoking the devils lettuce and drops the joint, it is usually an almost certain sign that someone is fucking their bitch. If someone drops the joint multiple times, then it would be fair to assume a train is being run on their bitch. After one drop, you should probably call your bitch, but after more than one drop, you should blow her phone up and maybe even drive to her house.
*Brandon drops the Joint*
Satch: Damn bro someone is fucking your bitches
*Brandon starts to tear up as he attempts to hit Joint one more time and he drops it... AGAIN*
Satch: “Damn bro you better call her or ride over there, she getting railed by a whole squad right now”
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Also known as adaj. A marijuana legalization project created by proffesional stoner bakednick. Its a promising idea that involves everyone donating $1 or more to a selected charity (not yet announced). On the dollar everyone will write adaj.us so people will know what website to visit and also so the charities will know who it is donating and what we stand for. It sounds doubting but will raise much publicity that can't be ignored. For more information or to get involved please visit adaj.us.
Stoner 1: hey man I really want weed to be legalized man
Stoner 2: man haven't you heard of like a dollar a joint man? Just visit adaj.us and get involved man
Stoner 1: Will do, after this! *bong hit*
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Low on the scale of desperation, this is a joint constructed out of the butts of other joints lying in the ashtray. The taste is not dissimilar to barbecued dog biscuits.
Originally coined by H. L. Mystagogues.
Graveyard joint, anyone? Pass us your ashtrays.
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the only time someone will ever have to stuff the joint is if that person rolling is a bad roller. and rolls the joint to loose. therefore pushung down the weed in the joint with something like the aglet on a sweater string, or a pencil or headphone connecting thingy. sometimes good rollers need to styff tge joint abit, but only in rare cases
friend1: hey wanna roll the j this time
friend2: idk man im not to skilled at rollimg
friend1: comeon guve it a try
friend2: okaay i guess
friend2 rolls j loose
friend1:you made the joint to loose now you gotta stuff the joint. idk if theres enough kush for that man
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A skinnyass joint thats as small as a friggin pin. Rolled by dudes who are bogart with thier weed.
"What the fuck...theres more paper than dope in this lameass pin joint..."
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an area of land in maynooth, ireland. popular for under age drinking
a group af teenagers called the SJ crew hang out there
the spliff joint is also called the SJ
"here man where you drinking tonight?"
"spliff joint probably.."
"right i'll see down the SJ"
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