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n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
Last weekend a Jonathan was spotted on a toilet
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A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
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A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard
Jonathan can't play that game.
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The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.
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A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.
Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right
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A short ass boy who is ugly as hell he looks like a rat and smells like cow shit , his crush will never like him back and is annoying he has a big ass head and his eyes stick out he’s really ugly when i see him i wish i was never born that’s how ugly he is i don’t mean this to any other jonathan besides that one jonathan i hate
Boy: Yo look it’s jonathan
Me: Ewwww
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