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A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.
Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?
Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.
Whilst playing table tennis a server will lean over the table in an attempt to gain a greater angle whilst serving the ball.
Warren completed a Jonnie Lean in to get a greater advantage whilst serving.
A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.
“Have you seen Jonny Sosa.? He’s so hot.!”
Well known for ending Christian James entire career. He is also taller than him and a better basketball player than him.
“Christian.” “You’re white.” Jonny James expressed.
When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.
Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!
Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.
A likkle speng boy with autism who usually smokes a lot of ciggies he once gave head at a bus stop for some meth and heroine.His preferred sexuality is homosexuality.
Look at that crackhead he’s such a Jonny