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Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a serious illness discovered in Calabasas when Kris Jenner gave birth to this disease in 1850. This disease includes having a shopping kink and getting married 5 times in 1 year and divorcing after 72 days.

Jenny: “Stacy is acting autistic”
Amber: “She’s got the Kim Kardashian!”
Jenny: “Ouch that’s worse than cancer”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022


Kim Kardashian

Why do i think all the people writing about her r men... like who asked u.
She is famous and rich and u wish u could be her so why don't u stfu and actually get a job and move out of ur family's basement pls...

kim kardashian is rich and famous... i mean go her!

by bimbobitch October 5, 2021

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Kim Kardashian

The most plastic woman you'll ever meet.

Student: I have a question!
Teacher: What is it?
Student: If Kim Kardashian drowned, would it be plastic pollution?

by dracomalfoyswifey February 12, 2021

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Kim Kardashian

plastic

person 1:all i see is plastic
person 2: Ohhh thats kim kardashian

by jsbdj November 28, 2021


Kim Kardashian

A synonym of “I don’t give a flying fuck about what minor thing just happened”

“Hey, did you see that Brittany got a new phone but didn’t add Josh back on her contacts list?”
“Kim Kardashian”

by Cash_MNY December 10, 2020


Kim Kardashian

a snippy bitch

omg she such a kim kardashian!

by LocalSalamander69 June 18, 2020


Kim kardashian

Big ass

Oh Kim kardashianhas a fat ass

by Ima bish August 8, 2021