Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.
Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"
An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.
Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"
A girl with very large flaps that dangle around
Man I swear she has a lazy kebab
1. Verb. The act of attacking someone with a Kebab, usually while drunk.
Wade was out past midnight enjoying his favourite Turkish delicacy. The security guard asked him to move along. A kebabing was in order.
A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.
Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.