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Jamie Kennedy

Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.

Vanilla Ice: At least they didn't name the Jamie Kennedy after me.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ted Kennedy

A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.

He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.

If I paid as little income tax as Senaturd Ted Kennedy, I would have enough money to live on.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

247๐Ÿ‘ 255๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ted Kennedy

1. Senator from MASS.
2. Murder
3. Reason why MASS should not have a Senator
4. Back stabbing piece of shit! Ask Bill Clinton.
5. One of the world's worst drivers.
6. Good swimmer

Liberal: Ted Kennedy was voted one of the nicest senators!

Conservative: I know, I hear he is so nice he loves to give staffers rides home after parties.

by Toledo Guy July 27, 2008

66๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kennedy Meal

A liquid meal consisting of alcohol

Johnny: "What did you have for breakfast?"
Janey: "I had a Kennedy breakfast."

by Biggie Wilson June 1, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack-Kennedy

To lay on a black couch instead of doing work.

That idiot got fired for being such a Jack-Kennedy.

by Gomarski July 25, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Charles Kennedy

Leader of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK. A party arguably in with a real chance of harassing "the big 2".

Opposed the Iraq war.
Wants to abolish the Council Tax.
Wants to protect Civil Liberties in the UK.

I sure do hate Blair now, but i'll only vote Tory when hell freezes over. The Lib Dems are a good alternative.

by LD February 22, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ted Kennedy

On July 18, 1969 after a party on Chappaquiddick Island Ted Kennedy's car ended up in the bottom of a lake with a woman in it. This has not hindered his political career very much. He tried to run for President but that wasn't working out. Instead he is a leader of the Democratic Party and runs Massachusettes (senator) for the people therea are entranced with the Kennedy name and are very stupid.

According to Kennedy, he made a wrong turn onto an unlit road that led to a bridge and drove over its side. The car landed upside down under the water. He also claims he was sober. He claims he tried to save her. He claims his cousin tried to help him save her because he went all the way back to the party aferward and then they gave up and he swam a ways so that he could get to his hotel.

Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, but never went to the police.

Kennedy ended up pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury and that's all. He got out of serving two months in jail for it, most likely due to his "family" connections. Many say that he got away with murder and has served several terms as Senator of Massachusettes because liberals are soft minded as well as soft hearted.

Mary Jo Kopechne (the woman in the car) had not drowned. Evidence indicated that she suffocated in an air pocket within the car despite Kennedy's alleged repeated attempts to get her out of the car even though he had gotten out of the car. (I personally want to know how there was so much air for her if he had gotten out of the car)

Many details and investigations around the incident suggest that he had reason to kill Mary Jo - none can be proven for Mary Jo is dead.

Most evidence indicates that the man is a murderer and a liar and a complete waste.

Ted Kennedy; See MURDERER

Planned out and executed the plan to murder (kill, terminate, end the life of) a woman.

Drinks in crazy measurements; see Alcoholic or Irishman; see also Liver disfunction.

Democrat; See also mentally challenged, retarded, and socialist.

The most pickled-liver of the Kennedy family, he is the brother of assassinated President John F. Kennedy.

The Kennedy Family; see American Royalty; see Organized Crime; see Prohibition Alcohol Running.

by the Jennifer February 22, 2006

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