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Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017


kiddie krack

the art of acting or looking Silly

after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily

by collieoo June 21, 2007


kiddy litter

Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!

Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"

Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"

Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 18, 2010


kiddy widdler

Harvey ramsdens autistic father.

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..

by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017


Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 21, 2010


kiddies

kid titties

"omg i used to have such big kiddies"

by Caroline.M.Baeislife June 6, 2020


Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021