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A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Slang for patches of superficial frostbite on exposed skin. Used mostly in the Canadian Army by old school infantry NCOs.
You've got a reindeer kiss on your cheek, better cover up your face private.
Reindeer kisses are just the cost of doing business up here in the North.
more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.
person: *says sth stupid/ annoying"
person 2: "kiss yourself "
A kiss that starts off in an innocent way, but finishes in rapist way.
A: So how was your date?
B: It was alright. he kissed me goodbye at the end of the night.
A: How was it?
B: Well it went from innocent to rapist :S
A: Ohhh... a Vadim kiss?
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The act of kissing your homie. It ain't gay if you got socks on
1. Yo bro gotta head out
2. Aight, see ya later fam
*They Homie Kiss
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When two people do mouth-fight for a chewing gum without a chewing gum.
- Do you like French kiss?
- I prefer French fries.
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An uncommon act between lovers. Very erotic, and creates an euphoric state if done correctly. It is a very intimate act that requires some practice. To Breath Kiss you create an airtight seal with your lips together, while your partner exhales you inhale, repeating this for up to several minutes. No cheating by inhaling or exhaling through the nose.
Wow...! I had the most incredibly intimate moment with my girlfriend last night. We Breath Kissed!!!
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