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Kobe Bryant

The Most Overrated Player of all time after he died. Before this man died bleacher report and ESPN didn't even have him top 10, Now all of a sudden since he died he isn't top 10? Some Dickriders would say kobe is number 2 all time behind MJ and say kobe is better than LeBron when they know kobe isn't even close to bron. Kobe isn't better than kareem, magic,shaq,bill russell,Wilt Chamberlain,Larry Bird,Tim Duncan,Hakeem,LeBron MJ

"Kobe Bryantis better than Lebron and kobe is number 2 behind Jordan" Just stfu kobe is barely top 10

by Ethans196 May 19, 2021

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kobe bryant

the blackest and roundest headed basketball man and failed pilot of our lifetime

basketball man1: did you hear kobe died?

basketball man2: no way lmao so sad. f

basketball man1: yeah haha Kobe Bryant more like Kobe Flyn't

basketball man2: lmao he went kobe right into the ground

by BruhMan1 February 4, 2020

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kobe weed

the best weed in town

Better than USDA grade a weed

I just got some kobe weed, and it tastes great

by nanc ybryce September 3, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobe Hater

Kobe Hater is a term used by fanatic Kobe Bryant fans who can't accept that he isn't the greatest NBA player of all time. No matter what statistics or facts you bring up to them, it doesn't matter.

They are likely to point to the amount of championship rings or his 81 points in one game as proof to why he is the greatest thing since slice bread.

Statistics such as Shaq winning the first three finals MVP's during Kobe's first three titles, the fact that Kobe has shot under 40.5% in 5 out of his seven NBA finals, or the fact that when Kobe was injured during their first three-peat, the Lakers' regular season record was 25-7 (78 percent) which is a better record than when Kobe was playing don't matter to these fanatic fans.

Most recently people will call you a Kobe hater if you dare to bring up Kobe shooting under 30% in the 4th quarter of the 2010 NBA finals, Kobe shooting went 6-24 (25%) from the field in game seven of the 2010 finals, or that in the Lakers 4 wins in the 2010 finals Kobe shot 25/94 (under 27%).

Kobe-Bryant-Michael-Jordan.com is notorious for being run by so called Kobe Haters, even though their articles are full of very detailed statistical analysis.

Kobe Fan: Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA

Kobe Hater: I think LeBron James is better

Kobe Fan: You're crazy! LeBron has no rings, your a Kobe hater!

by #1KobeHater July 26, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


kobe bryant

A Fag. Has a butterfly tattoo on his right arm, signifying his ultimate gayness. Changed my jersey number from 8 to 24. Why? because I am now 3 times as gay!

I am kobe bryant. I cheated on my wife, and I got caught. Now i have a fuckin gay ass butterfly tattoo to prove it.

by Vanessa Bryant April 29, 2007

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Kobe Bryant

The best basketball player in the known world. Dude put up 81 points v.s. Toronto Raptors on Jan. 22, 2006. He averaged more than 35 points per game in the 2005-2006 season.

Zach:Who do you think is the best player in the league?
Jordan: Are you kidding me? Kobe Bryant , no doubt!

by J-MAT December 6, 2006

159๐Ÿ‘ 181๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobe ball

An offensive strategy employed by the LA Lakers in which they give the ball to Kobe Bryant, then stand around and watch him take on the other team's entire defense by himself.

The success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not Kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.

-Did you hear the Lakers lost to Cleveland? How embarrassing!
-Well of course they did, they played Kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.

by Milky Cannon February 27, 2011

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