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D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
When you lava lamp won't work.
Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.
Something that little kids on Roblox say, since Roblox tags everything like in the case..I love you.
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’
Kid 1: ########
Kid 2: huh?
Kid 1: sorry, Roblox tagged it, I meant: I lava you
noun
1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!
noun
1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!
The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!
When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.
"I took a lava bite out of my bean burrito and it ruined my tongue for the next 6 hours."