a ballin team led by former serial murderer casey........ half of our tea is ballin such as me ( weezy) and Walt and cole
but the walin players like BOB and Zach who cant cath the ball
they suck
overall the renegades are ballin and suck at the same time
Casey Powell " o mi god dude the Renegades lax is so ballin
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The lifestyle of lax bros everywhere. It's what bros do every day.
Live Love Lax
A really hot garbage lacrosse team made up of white ass fukbois
Hey Iโm a piece of shit! By the way I play on the Houston Oilers LAX!
a bunch of girls lacrosse players who is always tough on field and not on field. they tend to have a good eyeblack game and cellies is the way of life. and lastly, they have bruises from the lacrosse balls as their personal trophies
girl 1 :yo did you see Washed Up Lax Girlsโ post?
girl 2: heck yeaa #PowerMovesOnly
To relax
"I'm so fucking stressed out!"
"Dude, chill, play some lax."
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So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
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when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days
that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro
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