piano legs

Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.

No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.

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Leg Hole

A person that drinks Jager Bombs till it cause holes in legs

“Can we get a Leg Hole update”

“I got holes in my legs

Jager in the keg

Balding on my scalp

Figure it out

Yeah I’ll whoop your wife

Or I’ll toss your dog

Pissing on the couch

My heads in a fog

Figure it out lil bruises, figure it out lil Bruises”

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Leg of Salmon

A leg of salmon is usually used as a joke in the work place and is generally used to test the gullibility of a new employee. It starts off by the manager or someone of senior authority asking the unsuspecting employee to carry out a personal favour for them. In this case the boss has asked the new employee if he/she minds going to the fish mongers to collect the leg of salmon that the boss had ordered earlier. Wanting to impress his/hers new boss the new employee (not giving a second thought of what he/she has been asked to do) willingly obliges to go on the errand only to be told by the fishmonger (in the tone of 1+1=2) that salmon don't have legs and return back to their place of work (usually to be greeted by hysterical laughter) looking as pink as a salmon.

Boss: "Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Yes Sir."
Boss: "Could I ask a favour?"
Jimmy: "Certainly Sir."
Boss: "The CEO has called a meeting this afternoon and I have ordered a leg of salmon from the fishmongers over the road, please could you collect it for me, as I wont have time after the meeting. All you have to say is "I have come to collect the leg of salmon reserved for Mr Smith".
Jimmy: "Oh yes Sir. I'll do it straight away Sir."

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Leg Spin

The art of leg spin, a bowling technique used in the wonderful game of cricket. Seemed to be dying out until Australia produced Shane Warne, who is now the leading wicket taker in test cricket history. With the appearance of Warne on the scene, this helped leg-spin to become more popular but England still haven't produced an international class legspinner since Padgett.

The greatest delivery in cricket history, Shane Warne to Mike Gatting.

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Mosquito Leg

To roll up the very last bit of your weed into a very thin joint.

Man 1: Hey man you wanna smoke?
Man 2: Yeah but i barely have any left..
Man 1: We can just roll a mosquito leg..

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sea legs

Legs accustomed to standing/walking on boats. Having a good balance on a boat/ship at sea.

My my laddy, you're tripping all over the place. Where's your sea legs?

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jack-leg

Half assed or unprofessional. Not authorised or done while drunk. Someone who does a jack-leg job is called a jack

Look at that jack-leg job he did fixing the washing machine. The pipes aren't even screwed in all the way.

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