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Lemon Demon is a band that has a large following, mostly on the internet. They are most famous for the song The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, which is in turn most famous for the popular flash animation that achieved high fame on the website Newgrounds. They are also famous for being pioneers in the anti-eBaum's World movement, by alerting the general public with an informative song, with flash animation to go with it.
I was walking down the street, when I heard some awesome music. I used my ears to see where it was coming from, and walked into the store, which happened to be a music store. I said "man, what's that badass music?". The guy at the music store said "you don't know that band? That's Lemon Demon!".
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After she tried stealing my lemons I made her such my dick, damn lemon whores
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A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.
Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.
1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade
After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.
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Licking someone's booty hole before checking for cleanliness leaving your lips and mouth puckered like you just sucked a lemon. That booty is just a little too tangy.
Dan had dreamed of one day eating his cousin's ass. When that day finally came at the family reunion, he dove in that booty only to get lemon rimmed.
A nasty duo, who promote false propaganda and fake news to hurt the well being of others
I just invested in a great car company that’s going to change the world. The lemon twins said the cars a dud.
The standard 'model' vagina. Has nothing going on but a slit. Looks like it sucked on a lemon.
Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?
Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.
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