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Liberal

A very politically ill-informed socialist masquerading as U.S. citizen. Liberals generally exercise the use of a loud voice to win arguments. Liberals will sometimes gather to protest a subject that they feel is very important, inconveniencing hundreds that are trying to get on with their lives.

A notable protest in Washington occurred when a few Liberals got together and thought that perhaps they should bring traffic to a complete halt in order to show the masses what they were sure was important, using garbage cans and their own bodies to their advantage.

Many people are frankly surprised that those stuck in the traffic jam did not "run them the fuck over" - referring especially to the woman with a broken arm who was trying to make it to the emergency room.

Conservative: "It was Clinton's fault for dumping military funds into our national debt! How could you think it was Bush's 'failed policies' that brought on trillions of dollars of debt!? If we were going to prevent further terrorist action, then we had to go to the source to stop it."

Liberal: "9/11 was just an excuse for oil, moron!"

Conservative: "You're not even listening-"

Liberal: "Moron!"

Conservative: "S-"

Liberal: "MORON!"

by a very pant November 10, 2008

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Liberal

One of two individuals.

1. Generally a progressive individual who sees that government should have enough power to provide for the every need of the citizens of that nation. A kind hearted soul who feels that government should be able to take care of people.

2. A closed-minded, politically correct nitwit who believes that Christians are evil, America is terrible, white people should feel guilty, Republicans are homophobic and racist, and that any form of morality is a bad thing to have.

1. My girlfriend is a liberal. I don't agree that government should have so much power, but I see her point of view. She just thinks this is the best way to help people.

2. Thank God that liberal bastard Keith Olbermann has left MSNBC. Now if only Rachel Maddow would leave and Janeane Garofalo would just disappear.

by Alexhandr February 5, 2011

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liberal

1.NOT to be confused with a democrat. A liberal is a person with a far left mentality who is so far gone they refuse to listen to anyone elseโ€™s point of view. The hypocrisy of the liberal doesn't stop there, they constantly protest other peoples way of life and life choices under the label of freedom never realizing that all the protesting and complaining they do only creates more laws and rules thus further restricting freedom.
2. Hypocrite
3. A follower who believes they are a leader.
4. A person who makes decisions based on emotions or off of what another liberal said never from facts.

1. In the state of California liberals complained compulsively about building a natural energy source. When the state finally did build a windmill field. The liberals protested it claiming it was killing birds that flew into the energy windmills.
2. Ted Kennedy

by KungFu April 4, 2005

162๐Ÿ‘ 374๐Ÿ‘Ž


liberal

Liberals are stupid fucks who think they can change the world by making shit up and trying to sell it as "facts". The most common type of liberal is one who believes an animals life is as equal to a human life. Only a fucking retard would believe that, there's a reason we have animals as pets, not dogs having us as pets. So if you're going to protest my yeeyee activities such as shooting animals for fun and trapping innocent animals in my steel footholds then shoot them in the face for being dumb enough to step in my trap, then get the fuck out of here you stupid liberal shit.

I went on facebook yesterday and I saw another stupid liberal fuck making retard comments in our hunting page. Her stupidity made me want to shove a 4 ft long sword down my throat.

by hsisysgsusvsv December 12, 2019

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Liberal

Term for an American communist/socialist who loves to kill un-born children, steal money from hard working people who earn their money through hard work and give it to the lazy undesireables of society, force religions to perform acts against their beliefs, distribute and smoke marijuana, take away all means of protection from Americans so Americans would be unable to defend themselves against a corrupt government, let the eldery die, allow people to marry and have sex with anything they want to such as animals tvs xboxs pinneapples etc, arrest anyone who opposses the government in power, allow terrorists to be hidden in American society, allow all murders to be released from prison and be given tax dollars to become part of society once again to kill, and enforce a totalitarian state of liberalism.

The liberal government stole money from the successful doctor to give a dropout from highchool addicted to narcotics a monthly check to buy more narcotics.

by A moderate July 18, 2012

28๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


liberal

Someone who cannot figure out how life is in all actuality. And likes to take it up the butt. Liberals tend to side with tratorious countries (ex. france) and belive in legalizing pot, gay rights (which is a joke), anti-war/anti-snesable, and love high taxes. They usually lack common sense in the dealings of life.

You fucking idiot liberal! no you cant hand Iraq a flower and expect them not to kill us. Stupid fuck-heads!

by cook42 April 25, 2007

89๐Ÿ‘ 201๐Ÿ‘Ž


Liberal

Political: Someone who thinks from the left side of their brain rather than the right. Thinking emotionally without a rational explanation to back up their choice politically.

Liberal ideas are the opposite of Conservative ideas. Liberals act without thinking. Ex: "It's mean to kill someone..." Yes it is, but if the person is a psychotic murder, I believe they do have the right to death since they did not value another human's life when taking their life.

by ndh777 February 7, 2009

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