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A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.
Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...
bake your shit into a pie after you ate something blue to make it green and give it to someone
Someone was being an asshole so I gave them a "lime" pie as retribution.
“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
A cranky lesbian who is bad at sex.
‘she’s not a pillow princess, she’s a finger lime’.
This is an improved antonym} from "{Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult}" I kept the first 'difficult, because it actually is an antonym. 'Peas', which I'm assuming is the root word of 'peasy', doesn't have an opposite. It does, however have a rival, of sorts -- 'Carrots'. The same holds true for 'Lemon'
The last one took a moment -- when you squeeze something you remove all the air or water. So, the opposite would be something with a lot of air. And 'Breezy' fits the rhyme scheme.
"It only took me about 10 minutes to create it -- so it really wasn't 'Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy'."
Kevin - that's a lime shirt bro
Steve - thanks your shoes are lime!
A rip-off of a lemon that’s better because it’s green
Person 1: I like lemons
Person 2: naw man limes are better