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Self explanatory, really - a bog log is a shit, or a turd, or a poo
Wow that bog log is big enough for Grizzly Adams to build a cabin with it.
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When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.
So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.
Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.
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A log box is a chemical toilet, however it has been used more as a synonym for a toilet.
"God am bosting for a cack, a'll have go to t'log box."
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What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.
Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.
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An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.
"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
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A bowel movement that keeps coming back despite multiple attempts of being flushed/disposed of.
I locked myself in that chick’s bathroom for a half hour because I couldn’t get my Rasputin log down the shitter.
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one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!
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