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loose mitt

1. someone who has sex so much that their vagina looks like a loose mitt.

2. slut.

1. stop being a loose mitt and get off that boy.

2. your vagina looks like a loose mitt.

by omgggloose May 27, 2009


Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.

I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.

by Wet toot November 28, 2017


loose legend

Someone chatting shit after a taxi ride. Usually quite intoxicated

I’m a loose legend

by Looselegend November 12, 2018


Loose change

Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected

Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?

Yeah, that’s totally loose change

by Alittleunwell January 21, 2023


loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022


loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013


Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009